Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Never buy anything with a handle; it means work.
People who complain their prayers weren't answered seem unaware the answer was No.
<<MARK TWAIN
We are not amused. Queen Elizabeth I
By outward signs do not be cheated, an ass should like an ass be treated. John Gay
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream. HMS PINAFORE
I beseech you in the bowels of Christ consider the possibility you may be mistaken. Oliver Cromwell
A delusion, a mockery and a snare. Lord Denman
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
Sen. Barry Goldwater
A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else. Ambrose Bierce
You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.
Between two evils I always take the one I haven't tried before.
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Irrepressible>>>>>>>>Mae West
(Life) is a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury signifying nothing. From Macbeth
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. Actor Edmund Gwenn on his deathbed (Also attributed to George Bernard Shaw and others)
It gets under my skin and crawls.
I go up Calvary every day. Mrs. Ann Connor, neighborhood mom
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Night is irregular. What is not done in the daytime becomes possible at night; murder & sex & thought. Alexei Panshin in The Thurb Revolution